Question: what is the longest word in the English language?Answer: “Smiles”. Because there is amile between its first and last letters!
Boyfriend: I love you ! Girlfriend: Shutup !Boyfriend: I like you !Girlfriend: Shutup !Boyfriend: I miss you !Girlfriend: Shutup !Boyfriend: you are really pretty !Girlfriend: Really ?Boyfriend: Shutup !
Wife: How do I Look today..?Husband: Looking good..Wife: say a Poetry, for me…Husband: you are looking so cute,our salary gets used on this…
A very Serious fight was going on Between Husband and Wife…..Husband Said ( in anger ):“I resign from the post of your Husband ….”Wife: ” okay But, you’ I have to Stay till I don’t get any otheralternative….!”
Husband: Janu Aaj Tum Bahot Acchi Lag Rahi hoo…..Wife: oh Thank you !Husband: Sach me Tum Bahot acchi lag rahi hoo Wife: Band bhii karo meri Taarif or Batoo Tum kyaa kar rahe hoo Husband: Mazak
Wife: (at night): Tell meHow much did Sachin Score in 2003 World Cup against pakistan….?Husband: 98 , why you are asking ….?Wife: Now tell me why didn,t wish me for my Birthday since morning ? Husband : silence……..Couldn,t ever say , I have a Bad memory….
Wife: Batao Tumha Main Kitni Achhi lagti hu…..?Husband: Bahut Zyada….Wife: Fir Bhi Kitni….?Husband : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai,Tumhari Jaisi Ek Aur Le Aau….
A Husband and Wife decided they needed touse “a code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word .
Wife: What is 10 years with me?Husband: A second.Wife: what is $1000 for me?Husband: A coin.Wife: ok give me a coin .Husband: wait a second
Wife: Had You LunchHusband : Had You Lunch?Wife: I Am asking youHusband : I Am asking youWife: YOU copying me Husband : YOU copying meWife: let’s go shopping Husband : yes i had my lunch
Wife joins English speaking classafter few DaysWife: welcome home darlingHusband: I am so Tired todaywife: ok. Rest in peace
Sardarji : washing the basin in hotel Manager :why are u washing the basin Sardarji :You have written here “WASH BASIN”