Category: 10 Most Funny Husband and wife Jokes

Wife: How do I Look today..?Husband: Looking good..Wife: say a Poetry, for me…Husband: you are looking so cute,our salary gets used on this…

A very Serious fight was going on Between Husband and Wife…..Husband Said ( in anger ):“I resign from the post of your Husband ….”Wife: ” okay But, you’ I have to Stay till I don’t get any otheralternative….!”

Wife: (at night): Tell meHow much did Sachin Score in 2003 World Cup against pakistan….?Husband: 98 , why you are asking ….?Wife: Now tell me why didn,t wish me for my Birthday since morning ? Husband : silence……..Couldn,t ever say , I have a Bad memory….

A Husband and Wife decided they needed touse “a code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word .

Wife: What is 10 years with me?Husband: A second.Wife: what is $1000 for me?Husband: A coin.Wife: ok give me a coin .Husband: wait a second

Wife: Had You LunchHusband : Had You Lunch?Wife: I Am asking youHusband : I Am asking youWife: YOU copying me Husband : YOU copying meWife: let’s go shopping Husband : yes i had my lunch

Wife joins English speaking classafter few DaysWife: welcome home darlingHusband: I am so Tired todaywife: ok. Rest in peace